Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
im on the bus right now and this teen boy is sobbing… should I offer him one of my McDonald’s apple pies?update: i just ate it all while watching him cry. am i going to hell?
Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!
My mom: Shut the fuck up
My dad: Fucking weeaboo
— said no Kings fan ever (via lakingshockey)